castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

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Rina Takeda [x]

(Source: 0ci0)

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disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

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onlinehumor:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

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playmate:

buying new underwear so you don’t have to do laundry

(Source: playmate)

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infiinite3scape:

I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.

(Source: infiinite3scape)

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barbie-shoes:

NERDS

Posted 1 hour ago1,081 notes

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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

Posted 3 hours ago381,303 notes

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

Posted 3 hours ago622,330 notes

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle)

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mockingswan:

Emma Swan in 4x02 - White Out

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catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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congragulation:

if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside

would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting

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