so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
buying new underwear so you don’t have to do laundry
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
Emma Swan in 4x02 - White Out
English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside
would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting